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Orpington Astronomical Society
An active organisation for everyone in Bromley and the surrounding areas with an interest in astronomy and space technology
Activities
Monthly Meetings
Monthly Meetings
List of Past Meetings
Meeting Reports
Observing Evenings
Observing Evenings
Sky Notes
Deep Sky Camps
Society Events
Future Programme
Event Reports
Outreach
Outreach
For Fun
A Globe of Pluto
A Paper Sundial
Some Space Jokes
Members
Membership Benefits
Handbook and Policies
Recent Notices for Members
Forum
Gallery
TOAST Archive
Equipment Loans
Members login
Help
Advice on Equipment
Solar Observing
Brightness, Distance, What you can see
About Us
About Us
A Society History
Gilbert Satterthwaite
Our logo
Society Committee
Society Constitution
Data Protection Policy
Contact Us
Space Jokes
What’s the best way to talk to a Martian?
2006 Nov 7th
2013 Jun 7th
What's the best way to talk to a Martian?
Space Jokes
What’s the best way to talk to a Martian?
2006 Nov 7th
2013 Jun 7th
Long distance!
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