Space Jokes!
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Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?
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What kinds of songs do planets like to sing?
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What kind of poem can you find in outer space?
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What did the astronaut cook for lunch?
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How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?
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What's the best way to talk to a Martian?
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What's a Martian's normal eyesight?
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What's the most popular snack on Mars?
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Why do you see no Martians tourists at the Grand Canyon?
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Why did the boy become an astronaut ?
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What do astronauts wear to keep warm ?
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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ?
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Where do Martians drink beer ?
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep ?
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How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?
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Where does Dr Who buy his cheese ?
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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?
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When is a window like a star?
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What is an astronaut's favourite meal?
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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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What kind of bulbs should you plant on the moon?
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What kind of ticks do you find on the moon?
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